In light of the things millennials nowadays are "wasting their time on," I dared to imagine what a Twitter thread about the MOST👏ICONIC👏 bestfriend-turned-lovers Filipino movie of all time Labs Kita... Okey ka Lang? would look like!
K, ready??? Let's do this, mga bes!
OH MY GODDDDD mga mumshies listen. Kuha ng meryenda dahil may ikukwento akoooo!
Well I think you should know muna na matagal na kong in love ako sa best friend kong si N//e/d. So there.
WELL, nasa flower farm kami a few weeks ago, as per usual WHEN SUDDENLY
Sabi nya, “Teka lang, may surprise ako sayo.”
I’M LIKE??????
Me: Ano yun? Him: Harap ka muna sakin BES ENEBEEEEEHHHHH
So pinabukas nya yung bag nya and when I opened ittttttttt
PUCHA BES TEDDY BEAR MGA BESSSS asdgalkfhals;fja AUQ N
So todo asa naman akong baka mahal nya ko diba kayo ba naman bigyan ng teddy bear??? TEDDY BEAR NA YUN EH!
But then one day, nag-aaral kami and came across this short story with the title “My One and Only Great Love” 💖💖💖
So i was like, “CHANCE MO NA TO GURL, GO GET IT”
I s2g my maria clara ass was shaking but i was like G na yan, bujoy. so I asked
Me: ikaw ba, may one and only great love? Also me:
tAPOS biglang sumagot si gago ng “oo naman” sdfhga;kfha;g MY WEAVE
So tinanong ko kung sino diba KAHIT ALAM KO NAMANG AKO NA YUN HELLO
BOI WAS I WRONG
he went on like, “hindi sino. ano.” ?????? / ?/ / / / // ///???
Ne//d: isa lang love ko ngayon... MUSIC Me: 🙃🙃🙃🙃 My heart:
But then i was like, das okay ryt? At least hindi ibang tao. May chance pa. So aura.
SO FAST FORWARD TO A FEW DAYS LATER
y’all guys should know i have a cousin who came home from the states. Her name’s Mary Ann &she’s pretty&fab and in short everything I’m not
And TANGINA lang guys kung makatingin si N//e/d sa kanya jusq us2 q n mmty
QUICK POLL: Should Mary Ann have stayed in the US?
Sa lahat ng nag-no, PLS UNFOLLOW ME RN bc i don’t want unsupportive followers charot
So anyway, ayun na nga, SURPRISE SURPRISE crush ni N/e//d si gaga…….
Ok lang naman eh. De, seryoso guys. Tanggap ko naman. As in. KASO PUCHA ETO NA
So one day nakatambay kami, keri lang kahit alam ko namang walang kapupuntahan ‘to diba. TAPOS BIGLA NYANG SINABING
“Bujoy, i-set up mo naman kami kahit isang date lang!”
“bUjoY iSeT uP mO nAmAn kAmI kaHeT iSaNg DaTe Lang!”
So syempre dahil tanga at martyr c ac0e, ginawa ko naman eheheh wala eh. Mahal ko eh. Sadnu ahhahahah im ok
So pumayag naman si bakla and huhu the look on N/e//d’s face you guys. Ang saya nya and i was breaking inside but anyway whatever right?
So the night of the date came and Y’ALL WONT BELIEVE BUT I WAS THERE. AS A FREAKIN CHAPERONE. THE WHOLE TIME
So anyway, after ma-blender ng puso ko over the entire dinner, N/e//d and I had a talk
Oh i was jealous alright, but i was keeping it together and putting the “joy” in BuJOY.
LOL anyway so i told him that if he wanted Mary Ann to love him, he should show her his #real self. Ayaw natin ng fake news diba
BUT THEN HE SAID THE MOST🌷🌹💐✨BEAUTIFUL AND HEARTBREAKING😭😭😭😭THING
y’all ready fo this????
“Ikaw lang naman nakakakita ng tunay na ako, Bujoy, eh. Ikaw kasi yung tipong pangmatagalan.” #sh00keth
BES???????????????? MY WEAVE IS aLL oVER teH flOOR
“Alam mo namang ikaw yung pinaka importante sakin diba? Mawala na sila lahat, wag lang ikaw.”
YUN NA NGA EH DIBA!!! So bakit hindi aq???????
I KENNAT believe this is all happening at this point
and GUYS sobrang gwapo nya that night with his kachupoy hair na nilagyan pa nya ng gel so i was like
So humarap sya sakin and was veeeery slowly inching his face closer to mine
SURE AKO MAGKIKISS NA KAMI
BOI WAS I WRONG. AGAIN. TANGINA.
Because just when our lips were about to touch, kachupoy pulled the FUCK away……
AND HE SAID: “Kumagat ka ‘no?” with this goofy smile on his face and oh my GOD GUYS ANG SARAP NYA SAMPALIN
AND I WAS LIKE PUTANGINA MO HUHUHUHUHU but not really kasi syempre composure pa rin kasi ang XAKHET XAKHET NA
YUNG TOTOO @/Ne//d bakit ayaw mo sakin???
So anyway, whatever, right? Move on na bes, so I spent my days making sculptures with my clay and shit
because when a kachupoy guy breaks your heart, what do you do??? YOU MAKE ART, that’s what!
So obvs, things became weird between us for a few days. And when I say weird, SOBRANG WEIRD TALAGA MGA BES
BECAUSE GUESS WHAT i-se-set up daw nya ko sa friend nyang si ce/non??????
BEH kung may gusto akong FRIEND, ikaw yun!!! MANHID AMPUTA
pero guys tangina ko rin kasi talaga minsan eh
so ETO NA NGA. one night, i was minding my own business, making some art, right?
When suddenly, pumasok si mommy sa room ko na may dalang flowers. At first I thought, galing na naman sa manliligaw nya. YUCK
PERO GUESS WHAT GUYS YES IT WAS FROM N//E/D
RECEIPT
So ayun, punta naman ako, kasi remember guys
So i went to the resto looking cute AF with my red jacket and full bangs which i combed extra finely that night
tapos pagkita ko sa kanya ASDFASLGksalg; sobrang GWAPO naka-amerikana! T.L. C ACOE
KASI GUYS ITO NA YUN EH DIBA. NATAUHAN NA SYA FINALLY DIBA
BOI WAS I WRONG aAAHahAHahAHaha :(((((
KASI PAGTINGIN KO SA TABLE, GUESS WHO’S THERE
sa lahat ng nag “both” OO TAMA KAYO ANO MASAYA NA KAYO HA MASAYA NA KAYO NA SAWI NA NAMAN AKO???? HUHU
So anyway, i decided, fuck this shit dawg. D Q KAYA, so i went back to my car kasi
pero TOO LATE kasi nasundan ako ni cenon and i don’t mean to be rude but huhu the heart wants what it wants :(
pero TOO LATE kasi nasundan ako ni cenon and i don’t mean to be rude but huhu the heart wants what it wants :(
so there i was ready to bail and cry myself to sleep, right? PERO GUYS MAY SINABI SI CENON that got me like
“Crush kita, Bujoy. Kaya wag ka na magalit. Ako naman talaga may kasalanan eh.” OO NA CORNY PERO KINILIG YUNG FRAGILE HEART KO DON’T @ ME
So long story short, i decided to go with it. Kaya ko naman siguro mahalin si Cenon diba??
WELL
SO TO RECAP on who’s dating who: Mary Ann - Ned; me - cenon ALSO TO RECAP ON WHO SHOULD BE DATING WHO: me - ned
So anyway fast forward to this on-the-spot sculpture competition which N/e//d forced me to join—
—and in which i only agreed IF 1.) N/e//d will be there, and 2.) May Ann wont lol BAKIT BA PAGBIGYAN NYO NA KO
Day of the competition came and as it was starting, there was no sight of N/e//d #SadReaxOnli
Well finally dumating sya. PERO MAY CATCH GUYS
AND YOU BETTER GRAB ON TO YOUR SEATS
KASI KASAMA NYA SI MARY ANN. DAT BITCH
LIKE??????? DID I FUCKIN STUTTER, N/E//D??????
TANGINA BES GUSTO KO MAMBATO NG PUTIK GRRRR QIQIL MU C AC0E!!!
So yah, i ruined my sculpture like how N/e//d ruined my heart that moment and because I’m extra AF, nag walk out aq
SO sinundan ako ni N/e//d and sa loob loob ko, YAH BITCH U BETTER
THE FREAKING NERVE on his guy nung tinanong nya “galit ka ba, bujoy?” LIKE BRUH???!??!?!?! Me rn tbh
So ayun kami mukang tangang nagsisigawan sa parking lot kasi magpapakatanga na rin lang tayo, sagad-sagarin na
So i asked him kung bakit sinama nya si Mary Ann when I SPE👏CI👏FI👏CA👏LLY👏 said not to
His voice suddenly became giddy and i s2g i wanted to punch him on the face
“Sinama ko s’ya kasi mag-on na kami!” aAHHAHAha muntik na ko masuka???
First of all, “mag-on???” WHO SAYS THAT. Second of all, putangina. and third of all PUTANGINA
fourth of all, PATAYEN NYU NLNG AQ
I SWEAR GUYS. NAGDILIM TALAGA PANINGIN KO. AS IN WALANG ALARM WALANG ANYTHING :(((((((((((
SO MEGA CRYOLA NA NGA AKO SA PARKING DIBA AND THEN HE SAID SOMETHING
N/e//d: Sabihin mo sakin kung galit ka. Maiintindihan ko naman kasi kaibigan mo ko! KAIBIGAN, GUYS K A I B I G A N
so i was like, quing iNUUUHHHH TALAGA BA KOYA??? so hindi ko na kinaya and i said
“OH YES KAIBIGAN MO LANG AKO, KAIBIGAN. MO LANG. AKO. AND I’m SO S2PID TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF FALLING ON LOVE WITH MY BEST FRIEND”
ohhhhhh taray diba, pwedeng script ng star cinema movie ahahahahahhah bye
sobrang carried away ako so sabi ko pa “GET OUT OF MY LIFE!” #wow #talagabateh #mamayaiyakka
Aalis na dapat ako for more drama PERO GIRL ETO NAAAAAA
BES NIYAKAP AKO BES SABAY SABI “BUJOY MAHAL KITA. MAHAL NA MAHAL KITA KAYA SIGURO NADUWAG AKO.”
not gonna lie, sarap ng yakap mga bes pero kasiiiiii pakshet naman huhuhuhu gets n’yo naman aq dba
So i was like, nah man, and walked the hell out. Ganda ko??? Pero syempre wasaque pa rin c ac0e uhuhuhuhu
i mean.... https://t.co/ixnjVqllHL
So that’s how i ended my relationship with my best friend…. OR SO I THOUGHT
BECAUSE BITCH THERE’S MORE. STAY WITH ME MUMSHIES
So remember how I was dating Cenon and N/e//d was dating Mary Ann? Yeah that’s not a thing anymore
Kasi kung di pa obvs guys, tangina naming dalawa ni N/e//d, lmao so anyway
Walang alarm, walang anything, bigla na lang sumulpot sa bahay si N/ed one day and guess what he gave me??????
BES pinag-compose ako ng kanta bes??????
Pero pakshet lowkey galit pa rin ako so I was like
SHOULDA TAKEN HIM BACK
Because a few days later, I received a letter from N/e//d that said he’s going away to transfer schools and that th… https://t.co/dfZTSPfPWd
Y’ALL WANNA KNOW WHAT I DID????
ALAM N’YO YUNG SCENE SA METEOR GARDEN NA HINABOL NI SANCHAI SI DAO MING SI SA BUS TAPOS NALAGLAG YUNG ORANGE????
of course you do
NAGPAKA SANCHAI AKO MGA BAKLAAAAA
SO HUMINTO YUNG BUS AND I SEARCH IT
PLOT TWIST PUTANGINA
I GOT THE WRONG BUSSSDASDSAG::”
So there i was, walking back and getting ready to grow old and die alone with my sculptures
WHEN SUDDENLY
I HEARD N/ED CALL ME FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROAD
TANGINA MGA BAKLA BUMABA SYA NG BUS!!!!!!!!!!
ME, MY WEAVE, MY ANCESTORS, MY ANCESTOR’S ANCESTORS:
So tumawid sya to meet me then he said, “I love you.” ASDFgasgaks;gasg
Syempre nag-i love you too ako, tagal ko hinintay to diba!!! AGAGGAGagagaGA
SO AYUN MGA BES salamat sa pagsubaybay sa kalandian ko hwahwahwahwah
SA MGA NAGSASABING FAKE TO, here are photos of Ned and me :) Fite me.
Also, if you haven't read any other viral Twitter stories lately, then I suggest you knock yourself out with some of the best ones.
H/t Joyce Camille Reyes