1. People hear "banana ketchup" and immediately think it's an abomination.
2. And so with every fiber of your being, you try to be the one-man defender of your condiment hero.
banana ketchup >>>>>> tomato ketchup fite me
3. You don't usually find anyone of your kind, but when you do, it's a brief moment of simultaneous bliss and collective rage.
4. Because you just can't accept people saying tomato ketchup is better.
5. You don't mince your words just so you can straighten up other people's minds.
6. You get tired of explaining yourself when people serve you tomato ketchup and you get upset.
7. Or spaghetti that isn't sweet.
8. It's a struggle when the restaurant you are in only has tomato ketchup.
9. Even though you may slip sometimes, there's no denying that in your heart of hearts, banana ketchup still wins.
10. You would DIE for banana ketchup.
ok nvm idk what's w jollibee and their strawberry fries but if u fight me on banana ketchup I'll b coming at u with a banana tree, all whilst wearing the jollibee uniform w jollibee herself by my side bida ang saya mga pota
11. And tbh, one of the reasons you love being a Filipino is because of it.
i get so offended when another filipino dares say banana ketchup doesn't taste good like. our country is blessed with this and this is how u treat it. how dare u
12. It's part of your DNA. It's part of your culture.
Are you even Asian if you don't own banana ketchup?? It doesn't even matter if you use it. Its just like karaoke. You just have to own one and it certifies your Asian-ness
13. You don't care about basic Filipino food stuff. You want people to go big or go home.
14. People make fun of it being red instead of yellow and you're just not having it.
15. When people ask why it's sweet, you get deeply offended.
16. Or when people give you looks for making sabaw the ketchup to your kanin.
17. And then people tell you you're OA but they just don't understand.
18. Because to you, it's not just a condiment. It's creativity, innovation, and history, bitches!
19. You don't even consider people who don't like banana ketchup Filipinos.
banana ketchup is great and i’m always surprised when another filipino tells me they don’t like it like ???? how??? ano problema mo smh
Like... WHO ARE YOU????
20. Don't YOU DARE look down on it!
21. I mean c'mon guys...
Hello 2018 na banana ketchup deserves as much respecc as tomato ketchup