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19 Times "The Boxcar Children" Covers Summed Up Why You Hate Kids

For when they make you wish they were orphans.

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1. When people won't stop uploading pictures of their damn kids to Facebook.

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2. When you have to hang their "artwork" on your fridge.

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3. When they sneak upstairs to investigate the "noises" in your bedroom.

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4. When they touch filthy animals in public like they WANT to get rabies.

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5. When they dig through your jewelry box to put on a "fashion show."

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6. When they can't do ANYTHING for themselves.

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7. When they're constantly knocking things over and spilling shit everywhere.

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8. When they won't stop whining until you get them a dog.

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9. And then they have absolutely no idea how to take care of it and you're left doing it all.

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10. When they are literally always ignoring you and going where they don't belong.

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11. When they use a public pool as a toilet and embarrass you.

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12. When they get into your neighbor's yard and great now you have to deal with HIM.

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13. When they won't shut the hell up while you're on vacation.

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14. When they're too small to ride anything but the damn teacups at the amusement park.

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15. When they tell your whole family who left your bedroom at 6 a.m.

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16. When you have to sit through their school play and not a single one of these kids can act OR sing.

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17. When you have to rearrange your schedule to go to their sporting events that they're going to be on the bench the whole time for anyway.

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18. When they make your vacation to New York so annoying you'd rather navigate the fucking crowds in Times Square.

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19. When you send them off to summer camp and they get homesick before you're even halfway home.

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