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This Is The Weirdest "Would You Rather" Quiz You'll Ever Take

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  1. Would you rather:

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    Turn your best friend in to the police for a crime you did?
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    Or turn yourself in to the police for a crime that your best friend did?
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    Turn your best friend in to the police for a crime you did?
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    Or turn yourself in to the police for a crime that your best friend did?
  1. Would you rather:

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    Give birth from your mouth?
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    Or give birth from your butt-hole?
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    Give birth from your mouth?
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    Or give birth from your butt-hole?
  1. Would you rather:

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    Smell people's feet?
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    Or smell their butt?
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    Smell people's feet?
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    Or smell their butt?
  1. Would you rather:

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    Get super famous for writing the one of the worst books in the history of mankind?
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    Or write your magnum opus (that you spent a lot of years working on) that doesn't get the recognition it deserves?
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    Get super famous for writing the one of the worst books in the history of mankind?
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    Or write your magnum opus (that you spent a lot of years working on) that doesn't get the recognition it deserves?
  1. Would you rather:

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    Kidnap someone who you really really hate?
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    Or hire someone else to kidnap the said person for you?
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    Kidnap someone who you really really hate?
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    Or hire someone else to kidnap the said person for you?
  1. Would you rather:

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    Let the whole world (Except yourself) burn? (Oh, and you can't kill yourself after this)
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    Or burn yourself?
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    Let the whole world (Except yourself) burn? (Oh, and you can't kill yourself after this)
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    Or burn yourself?
  1. Would you rather:

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    Be rude to everyone and anyone?
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    Or be gullible af?
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    Be rude to everyone and anyone?
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    Or be gullible af?
  1. Would you rather:

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    Direct a porn film and get worldwide recognition?
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    Or act in a porn film but not get noticed?
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    Direct a porn film and get worldwide recognition?
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    Or act in a porn film but not get noticed?
  1. Would you rather:

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    Have eyes for a mouth?
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    Or have a mouth for eyes?
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    Have eyes for a mouth?
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    Or have a mouth for eyes?
  1. Would you rather:

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    Be like a kid who needs someone to take care of you forever?
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    Or have authority over everyone but have to do every damn thing yourself?
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    Be like a kid who needs someone to take care of you forever?
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    Or have authority over everyone but have to do every damn thing yourself?
  1. Would you rather:

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    Eat someone else's nails?
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    Or eat plastic scraps?
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    Eat someone else's nails?
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    Or eat plastic scraps?
  1. Would you rather:

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    Let Olaf melt?
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    Or let Anna freeze?
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  1. Let Olaf melt?
     
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    Let Olaf melt?
  2. Or let Anna freeze?
     
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    Or let Anna freeze?
  1. Would you rather:

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    Have a pet unicorn?
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    Or have a pet dragon?
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  1. Have a pet unicorn?
     
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    Have a pet unicorn?
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    Or have a pet dragon?
  1. Would you rather:

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    Be dumb af and poor, but loved by everyone?
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    Or be smart af and rich, but be hated by everyone?
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    Be dumb af and poor, but loved by everyone?
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    Or be smart af and rich, but be hated by everyone?
  1. Would you rather:

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    Find true love but never have sex?
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    Or find someone you like (but who you're never gonna love), but have sex?
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    Find true love but never have sex?
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    Or find someone you like (but who you're never gonna love), but have sex?
  1. Would you rather:

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    Kill animals as a sport?
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    Or become a cannibal for a week?
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    Kill animals as a sport?
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    Or become a cannibal for a week?
  1. Would you rather:

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    Meet any dead person of your choice from the past?
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    Or, be close to someone who's gonna be famous in the future (but no one knows it yet)?
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    Meet any dead person of your choice from the past?
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    Or, be close to someone who's gonna be famous in the future (but no one knows it yet)?
  1. Would you rather:

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    Be embarrassed on national television, and have newspapers report on your mess up for a whole week?
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    Or be a part of a perverted meme that never stops circulating the internet?
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    Be embarrassed on national television, and have newspapers report on your mess up for a whole week?
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    Or be a part of a perverted meme that never stops circulating the internet?
  1. Would you rather:

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    Be caught watching 50 Shades of Grey in theaters, by your parents?
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    Or watch Frozen for every meal for the rest of your life?
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    Be caught watching 50 Shades of Grey in theaters, by your parents?
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    Or watch Frozen for every meal for the rest of your life?
  1. Would you rather:

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    Eat oysters for breakfast everyday?
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    Or give up eating butter in any meal forever?
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  1. Eat oysters for breakfast everyday?
     
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    Eat oysters for breakfast everyday?
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    Or give up eating butter in any meal forever?
  1. Would you rather:

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    Always have chipped nails?
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    Or always have zig-zag shaped nails?
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  1. Always have chipped nails?
     
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    Always have chipped nails?
  2. Or always have zig-zag shaped nails?
     
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    Or always have zig-zag shaped nails?
  1. Would you rather:

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    Sneeze really loudly and continuously whenever your crush is in sight?
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    Or have your face turn green whenever the person you hate is around?
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    Sneeze really loudly and continuously whenever your crush is in sight?
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    Or have your face turn green whenever the person you hate is around?
  1. Would you rather:

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    Always have to say everything in your mind out loud?
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    Or never be able to speak again?
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    Always have to say everything in your mind out loud?
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    Or never be able to speak again?
  1. Would you rather:

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    Be able to read minds even if you don't want to?
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    Or be able to see the future?
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    Be able to read minds even if you don't want to?
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    Or be able to see the future?
  1. Would you rather:

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    Never use your phone/PC/watch TV again?
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    Or never be able to feel joy again?
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    Never use your phone/PC/watch TV again?
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    Or never be able to feel joy again?
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