DIY Survival Guide For The Zombie Apocalypse

It's no secret that zombies are tough to kill, so when it comes to surviving the apocalypse, make use of these surefire combinations. Until the day the world ends, you're better off making use of the surefire 2 in 1 devices powered by Intel.

Chainsaw + Fence

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WHAT TO DO: Make a shield out of a chain link fence and stick a chainsaw through it. For some reason, zombies can't break through chain link fences. Seriously, it's in pretty much every zombie movie. No idea why.

COOL MOVIE LINE TO DELIVER INTO THE CAMERA: "Fency seeing you here."

Two Cups of Coffee + Punching

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WHAT TO DO: Drink the coffee and obliterate all the zombies.

COOL MOVIE LINE TO DELIVER INTO THE CAMERA: "I like my coffee like I like my zombies... without the bite."

Kale + Duct Tape

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WHAT TO DO: Build a foolproof camouflage suit out of kale. **WARNING STAY AWAY FROM BROOKLYN ZOMBIES**

COOL MOVIE LINE TO DELIVER INTO THE CAMERA: "See you in kale!"

Injured Stranger + Quicksand

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WHAT TO DO: Bury the injured stranger belly high in quicksand and wait for zombies to fall into your trap.

COOL MOVIE LINE TO DELIVER INTO THE CAMERA: "Looks like that zombie found a meal to... sink his teeth into."

Food Truck + Barbed Wire

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WHAT TO DO: Wrap your food truck in barbed wire and — BAM! — you've got a delicious zombie plow!

COOL MOVIE LINE TO DELIVER INTO THE CAMERA: "I'll have a bagel... with everyone on it."

A House in Lost Springs + Ability to Avoid One Zombie

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WHAT TO DO: Live in a town where there are almost no zombies and continue to live your normal life.

COOL MOVIE LINE TO DELIVER INTO THE CAMERA: "Morning, Terry!"

Iron Man Suit + Some Sandwiches

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WHAT TO DO: Kill zombies with the indestructible suit of armor and then eat the sandwiches if you get hungry.

COOL MOVIE LINE TO DELIVER INTO THE CAMERA: "Oscar la Mayer, baby."

Vacation Photos + Facebook Invite to Come Watch a Slideshow of Them

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WHAT TO DO: Even the undead want to avoid sitting and watching an hourlong vacation slideshow. Guaranteed zero RSVPs.

COOL MOVIE LINE TO DELIVER INTO THE CAMERA: "The hotel was phenomenal."

Shark + Bees

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WHAT TO DO: Not entirely sure about the execution here... but yeah... shark bees.

COOL MOVIE LINE TO DELIVER INTO THE CAMERA: "Nighty night. Don't let the shark bees eat your face."

Cruise Ship + A Pretty Good Book

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WHAT TO DO: Enjoy a two-month-long cruise until the whole thing blows over.

COOL MOVIE LINE TO DELIVER INTO THE CAMERA: "Now THIS is my kind of all-you-can-eat buffet."

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