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12 Important Lessons We Learned From The "Insidious: Chapter 3" Trailer

Lesson number one: Demons totally suck. Get a full dose of heart-stopping terror with Insidious: Chapter 3, now playing.

1. As nice as it feels to see your ghost mom, she's probably a sign of terrible things to come.

2. Never sleep. Sleep leads to demons.

3. If you're seeing a demon in broad daylight, you're probably in BIG trouble.

4. Checking for monsters under the bed never works out well.

5. A demon haunting you is scary. A demon sending you to the hospital is UTTERLY TERRIFYING.

6. Demons love messing with your lights, so inexplicable power surges are definitely something to worry about.

7. This is also definitely something to worry about:

8. If a demon has already been trying to murder you, it's probably a good idea to avoid open windows for a while.

9. Demons can destroy an entire room without even lifting a finger.

10. If the eyes are the windows to the soul, then no eyes equals...well, you get the picture.

11. Evil spirits are definitely not intimidated by psychics.

12. Despite their bad reputation, demons actually have the capacity to love...in the same way that you love a pet...whose soul you're using as a food source.

For more spine-tingling terror, don't miss Insidious: Chapter 3, now playing.

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