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12 Classic Drunk Texts To Make You Regret Drinking Last Night

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1. The Completely Incoherent Text

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2. The Emotionally Charged Self-Doubting Text

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3. The Super-Lazy Hookup Attempt Text

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4. The Autocorrect Disaster Text

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5. The Incredibly Dramatic But Probably Doesn't Even Reflect Your True Feelings Text

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6. The Overly Enthusiastic About Your Current Situation Text

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7. The Endless Stream of Pictures Text

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8. The Entirely Misguided Food Order Text

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9. The Bad Decision Validation Text

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10. The Irrational Fears Text

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11. The "The Struggle Is Real" Text

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12. The Overly Honest Autocorrect Fail Text

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