Reading these in your best infomercial voice is not required, just highly encouraged.
We never need lube! We're always wet!!!
It’s never been more urgent or important to do your bit for Mother Nature.
Thank you kindly for dining with us, good sir and madam!
Have your wedding and eat cake, too!
Tom Hiddleston originally auditioned for Thor before being cast as Loki.
Who even needs dating apps?
So many herbs, so little thyme.
Honestly, it's amazing to find a single innocent person on the internet these days.
Lettuce celebrate what makes you magical!
I could watch these movies 100 times and still not catch every detail or reference.
How many of these '80s icons do you remember?
Spice up your inbox four times a week!
Sorry, but what is “mystery meat”?
DISNEY NEVER MAKES MISTAKES and I'm here to prove it.
"Kids are basically reverse Roombas."
"You won't ever change other people — only how you deal with them."
'Cos no one told you life was gonna be this way...
Eat your heart out and find out why people like you.
"Woof, woof." – Aristotle's dog.
The few naked seconds in the bathroom are a small price to pay for an outfit so trendy and easy.