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Proof We're All Living A Double Life

Looking at your different social profiles is almost enough to give you an identity crisis, TBH. Don’t miss con man Buddy Dobbs, a degenerate gambler posing as a pastor, in Impastor, premiering September 28 at 10:30/9:30c on TV Land.

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1. You looking max hirable on LinkedIn vs. you looking max unhirable IRL:

Clark McCaskill
Clark McCaskill

If recruiters aren't into guyliner circa 2007, THAT'S ON THEM.

2. You being #goals at 1 p.m. vs. you being #goals at 1 a.m.:

Hannah Chamberlain
Hannah Chamberlain

You'll defend your donut decision TO THE DEATH.

3. You relaxing vs. you being toooooo relaxed:

Andy Kraut
Andy Kraut

Spa-ed too hard, son.

4. You on a thin day vs. you on a bloat day:

Eileen Connors

One-piece to onesie. DEAL WITH IT.

5. You focusing on health vs. you focusing on HELLLL YEAH:

Bonnie Levy
Bonnie Levy

Health-you may be an actual grown up, but you know garbage-you is more fun. You can't pick a favorite.

6. You cooking that one time vs. you cooking literally every single other time:

Eric Sams
Eric Sams

Pavlova = perfect. Pizza = YA BURNT.

7. You and sports on Instagram vs. you and sports to your actual friends:

Alex Schlagel
Alex Schlagel

Instagram-you maaaaay just have been that excited about hotdogs, pretzels, and beer TBH.

8. You + dogs vs. you + dogs + wine:

That magic, transformative ingredient makes allllll the difference.

9. You as an independent and chill human adult vs. you as a codependent human child with no chill whatsoever:

Dan Katt
Dan Katt

Too real. Too, too real.

10. You drinking with your S.O. at your anniversary vs. you drinking with your S.O. the other 364 days a year:

@spiritedLA
William Chamberlain

#srrynotsrry

Double lives = doubly interesting. You get it.

For more double life goodness, check out con man Buddy Dobbs, a degenerate gambler posing as a pastor, in Impastor, premiering September 28 at 10:30/9:30c on TV Land.

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