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Write A Wattpad Fanfic And We Will Psychoanalyse You

how does your protagonist get out of bed?

what are they having for breakfast?

someone comes in the room, who is it and what do they tell you?

how does your character react?

how does it end?

what is the moral of the story?

you are far too obsessed with sex and have forgotten who you are

very very icky excuse for a human. you definitely own fingerless gloves and combat boots, you order hot chocolate when you go to a coffee shop with your adult friends and you still laugh at pepe the frog memes. you cannot swim and you are far too overinvested in celebrity culture. they are not your friends they do not know you. probably a gamer. check yourself before you wreck yourself.

you are a walking red flag

see a therapist. its okay bestie. at least your twitter following is in three figures.

you're very funny but... how's the trauma sitting these days?

delete the tinder account its been long enough. you probably wont find your prince charming its the year 2022. keep up with the romance novels though, men written by women are all you need <3

you're a hopeless romantic but you are hopeless in romance.

you may be attractive but watching netflix does not constitute a hobby. please go outside, touch grass i'm begging you.

literally the most boring person i have ever met

you're really really annoying. i'm sorry but someone had to tell you. you know you can be quiet for like two minutes right? like you don't have to give your opinion on everything that happens ever? you have never understood politics but you still feel the need to have controversial opinions. youtube is your go to form of social media and your have a private instagram account with 500 posts. you can just shut your mouth and that's cool too.

being loud does not make you more likeable.

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