1.
It's possible to fall asleep no matter how loud it is.
2.
For best results, have your keys on you.
3.
Somehow, you can never get a long enough ethernet cord.
4.
Having a cool movie poster won't make you unique.
5.
The world is full of weirdos.
6.
And...interesting...roommates.
7.
But also great friends! And living in proximity to friends is the best thing ever.
8.
Unlimited food is the ultimate test of willpower.
9.
Passive-aggressive note writers are real.
10.
Beds are actually just giant storage boxes.
11.
Making friends with important people is NEVER a bad thing.
12.
Communication is the key to a good love life.
13.
The world runs on these babies:
14.
Free pizza is the best way to achieve ANYTHING with a group of people.
And the life lesson you'll realize as soon as you move into your dorm: Back-to-school shopping at IKEA makes everything easier.
