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It's that time of year again...you've worked all season to be in peak condition. The taper nerves are getting to the best of us, especially those in the stands. Do you think you have what it takes to be America's Next Top Conference Swimmer (or Rowdy Crowd Member)?

How Prepared Are You For Conference?

What is your favorite day of Conference?

What is your favorite stroke to swim?

If you could make any of the following the new team cheer, what would it be?

What is your favorite event at Conference to watch?

Where will you be watching Conference from?

How many times in the past week have you shoveled?

What is your favorite set to do during a swim practice?

Do you ever use visualization?

What have you done this past touring week to prepare for Conference?

Did you ever play in the sandbox as a child?

No pressure, final question. We have been personally visualizing the Conference party, what have you been visualizing for the party?

WOAHHHHHH There! Slow down bucakaroo! Remember what Jon says about peak performance, we don't want to be too excited. I know how excited you are, you've called an old friend, invited your third grade teacher to the meet, and even forgotten about the toys you've lost in the sandbox as a child. I know how much those meant to you. Take it down a notch, relax, enjoy. Here we go GA!!!

You are definitely way too prepared for Conference.

Woah! That time of year already? Yep, Conference time. The time of year when you begrudgingly drive up to U of M to swim a little or give some half assed cheers. I know its hard to focus on cheers and swims when you still haven't found those toys in the sandbox, but PLEASE! Stay focused on the ultimate end goal. So whether you all in, or just another body in the Jean Freeman Aquatic Center, try to forget about the toys until a certain team has lost.

You are kind of prepared for Conference.

Do you even know what you've done!!? Do you realize you just wasted an entire week of taper by shoveling all that snow or just blew a perfectly good bender week by forgetting you had the JCSA (Jon Carlson Seal of Approval) and going to lord knows where instead of drinking. How do you expect to be the star of the fan section when you've lost an entire week of training? How can you expect to swim well when all you can think about is shoveling? Is it because you miss your toys you lost in the sandbox all those years ago? GET OVER IT!

You are not at all prepared for Conference!

Ummm Hello? Have you ever seen water before? How did you end up on Buzzfeed taking this quiz? Honestly I am shocked you found the time to leave your beloved sandbox to even take this. It is too late for you. There is not enough time for you. Not even the best coach or biggest alcoholic could turn you around for the meet. A shame really. Return to your sandbox and continue your paltry attempt to find your lost Hot Wheels and BobIt! in the sand.

Do you even know what Conference is?

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