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1.A wire-free lacy bralette with stretch lace so your boobies can be comfortably covered and alluring.
2.A crown-shaped 18k gold and diamond ring for the love of your life, because you've been listening to way too much Boyz II Men and are honestly feeling ~a way~.
3.A gotham steel cookware set that'll help you cook for your love. They say you never make any meals, but boy don't you have a surprise for them!
4.A darling duo of strawberries and roses to munch on while you're tapping away at work. What's a holiday without dessert?
5.A floral top that'll be just as great as a bouquet of flowers. Some people have allergies, you know!
6.A mermaid necklace with sparkling Swarovski crystals to place amongst your knickknacks galore.
7.A geeky bouquet of plush Star Wars characters to give to your honey who really can't wait for the next movie.
8.A comfy pair of hush puppies you can dress up or go totally casual with. Versatility is your one true love!
9.A super cute one-piece bathing suit ready to travel (in style) to the depths of the Carribean sea with you and your boo.
10.A bouquet of two dozen roses for all the lovers who just adore the smell of flowers.
11.A pair of solid 10K gold hoops that'll hook up the rest of your banging outfit.
12.A bunch of greeting cards to show everyone how much in love you are with your partner, even if it's been 30 years.
13.A dependable succulent your love won't get the chance to kill since it barely needs water, anyway.
14.A waterproof vibrator with toe-curling sonic-wave stimulation that'll give you multiple orgasms without even trying. Who needs a partner when you have this?