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25 Things For People Who Are Basically About To Lose It

I'm pretty sure you've had it up to HERE with the bullshit.

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3. A face mask with ampoule serum to restore much-needed moisture to your dry skin. Probably caused by stress, thanks to everyone who just can't seem to leave you alone. / Via @drjart

Promising Review: "This mask did what is was supposed to; it hydrated my skin and felt really nice. There was plenty of product in the ampoule and the mask was easy and not very messy to apply. My skin felt moisturized and glowy when I was finished." —ewooddruff13

Get it from Sephora for $12.


4. A pack of nifty notepads to fill out whenever someone is being a nonsensical idiot. I'm looking at you, Liz from legal.

Promising Review: "This is an awesome little notepad. I can get my 16-year-old son's attention and say what I need to say. He does not always listen to me when I speak to him directly, so I am excited to use these." —zephyr

Get it from Amazon for $5.30.

5. A bottle of melatonin so you can sleep like a baby and wake up refreshed for another fucking day of bullshit.

Promising Review: "I've been sleeping better because these help me fall asleep when I am supposed to. No more lying awake for hours waiting to get sleepy and then oversleeping to compensate." —Amazon Customer

Get it from Amazon for $9.99 or Walmart for $7.30.

6. A book to inspire companionship with other people who just didn't give any fucks around midterms and finals.

Promising Review: "Bought this for my teenage nephew who really enjoys a good laugh. Did not disappoint." —Nova Mom

Get it from Uncommon Goods for $9.95, Amazon for $8.36 or Jet for $8.36.


8. A statement doormat so strangers understand you won't actually answer the door because your home is your safe space; fuck negativity.

Promising Review: "It lays in front of the door and lets uninvited guests know what to expect if I answer the door. They still act surprised." —Paul Classic

Get it from Amazon for $19.95.

9. A decision maker paperweight to see if cursing your boss out would actually be worth it, and not just to your soul.

Promising Review: "I bought this as a gift for the physician I work for. We had so much fun playing with it, it's so unique and well made. Very sturdy!" —Brenda

Get it from Amazon for $20 or Uncommon Goods for $18.


14. A handy contoured eye mask to block out all of the haters because they sure as hell don't matter.

Promising Review: "It's very soft and pressure on the eyes is a non-issue. It has a GREAT little carry bag too. I doubt I'll use the earplugs, but with two kids and my mother in law moving in with us, the earplugs are a nice bonus." —Peter

Get it from Amazon for $12.90 or Walmart for $12.95. Available in five colors.


17. A set of difficult-to-break shot glasses to throw down your assorted spirits as hard as you like.

Promising Review: "These are great shot glasses. They're heavy and blocky, like an ice cube. We used all six of them tonight chilled, to throw back a shot of icy Goldschlager." —MO

Get a six pack from Amazon for $13.99.

19. A fancy mug to subliminally flip everyone the fuck off while you drink your favorite hot beverage.

Promising Review: "I originally bought this for a coworker but when it came, it couldn't resist keeping it for myself! It holds up nicely and is dishwasher-safe." —Typhannie

Get it from Amazon for $8.85 or Walmart for $9.49.


23. A head massager to relieve the stress of everyone in your life who just can solve their own damn problems.

Promising Review: "It's actually soothing and messages your head." —iviii

Get it from Amazon for $5 or a set of two similar black ones from Walmart for $8.16.


24. A pair of noise-cancelling headphones so you can choose not to hear your mother calling you from the kitchen and asking why you haven't washed the dishes yet.

Promising Review: "I wear these headphones in a gym that plays loud music so I can watch the TV built into the exercise equipment. They almost completely eliminate the music when the noise reduction system is activated. The sound quality is excellent." —CurtB

Get them from Amazon for $38 or Jet for $39.

Reviews here have been edited for length and/or clarity.