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    25 Things For People Who Are Basically About To Lose It

    I'm pretty sure you've had it up to HERE with the bullshit.

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    1. A pleasant travel mug with the most relatable statement you've ever seen in your life. Oh how you wish you could tell certain people this exact thing.

    Get it from Thomas Violence on Society6 for $18.74.

    2. A gray t-shirt, because you're literally THIS FUCKING CLOSE to going off. You know it, I know it, everyone knows it.

    Get it from Chummy Tees on Etsy for $23.95.

    3. A face mask with ampoule serum to restore much-needed moisture to your dry skin. Probably caused by stress, thanks to everyone who just can't seem to leave you alone. / Via @drjart

    Promising Review: "This mask did what is was supposed to; it hydrated my skin and felt really nice. There was plenty of product in the ampoule and the mask was easy and not very messy to apply. My skin felt moisturized and glowy when I was finished." β€”ewooddruff13

    Get it from Sephora for $12.

    4. A pack of nifty notepads to fill out whenever someone is being a nonsensical idiot. I'm looking at you, Liz from legal.

    Promising Review: "This is an awesome little notepad. I can get my 16-year-old son's attention and say what I need to say. He does not always listen to me when I speak to him directly, so I am excited to use these." β€”zephyr

    Get it from Amazon for $5.30.

    5. A bottle of melatonin so you can sleep like a baby and wake up refreshed for another fucking day of bullshit.

    Promising Review: "I've been sleeping better because these help me fall asleep when I am supposed to. No more lying awake for hours waiting to get sleepy and then oversleeping to compensate." β€”Amazon Customer

    Get it from Amazon for $9.99 or Walmart for $7.30.

    6. A book to inspire companionship with other people who just didn't give any fucks around midterms and finals.

    Promising Review: "Bought this for my teenage nephew who really enjoys a good laugh. Did not disappoint." β€”Nova Mom

    Get it from Uncommon Goods for $9.95, Amazon for $8.36 or Jet for $8.36.

    7. An oversized sweater that will tell every fuckboy in existence they have no chance in hell.

    Get it from Reddressedco on Etsy for $26.07. Sizes: S-2XL. Available in six colors.

    8. A statement doormat so strangers understand you won't actually answer the door because your home is your safe space; fuck negativity.

    Promising Review: "It lays in front of the door and lets uninvited guests know what to expect if I answer the door. They still act surprised." β€”Paul Classic

    Get it from Amazon for $19.95.

    9. A decision maker paperweight to see if cursing your boss out would actually be worth it, and not just to your soul.

    Promising Review: "I bought this as a gift for the physician I work for. We had so much fun playing with it, it's so unique and well made. Very sturdy!" β€”Brenda

    Get it from Amazon for $20 or Uncommon Goods for $18.

    10. A Chloe doll that honestly really lives up to the meme itself.

    Get it from knitwitnicole on Etsy for $38.

    11. A cute tote bag so you can subtly make a statement that bigotry will not be appreciated in your presence.

    Get it from Mjuiko on Society6 for $20.24.

    12. A nameplate to put on your desk anytime your boss feels like they can bother you with some fuck shit.

    Sometimes you have to let them know you just aren't the one.

    Get it from BuzzFeed's Fuck Shit Shop for $29.

    13. A pretty change purse, because you're the baddest bitch of all, even if you are eternally frustrated.

    Get it from Rebecca Flatteley on Society6 for $11.99.

    14. A handy contoured eye mask to block out all of the haters because they sure as hell don't matter.

    Promising Review: "It's very soft and pressure on the eyes is a non-issue. It has a GREAT little carry bag too. I doubt I'll use the earplugs, but with two kids and my mother in law moving in with us, the earplugs are a nice bonus." β€”Peter

    Get it from Amazon for $12.90 or Walmart for $12.95. Available in five colors.

    15. A very direct art print for when you just gotta let your real feelings out about everyone you have ever come in contact with.

    Get it from Adulthood Art on Etsy for $18+.

    16. Cheerful glasses that'll show strangers who approach you what to do with their hellos.

    It also applies to family members you don't like, fuck them too.

    Get them from Ankit for $24.99.

    17. A set of difficult-to-break shot glasses to throw down your assorted spirits as hard as you like.

    Promising Review: "These are great shot glasses. They're heavy and blocky, like an ice cube. We used all six of them tonight chilled, to throw back a shot of icy Goldschlager." β€”MO

    Get a six pack from Amazon for $13.99.

    18. A notepad so you can list everyone you have a fucking problem with β€” you'll always remember when the time comes.

    Get it from BuzzFeed's Fuck Shit Shop for $10.

    19. A fancy mug to subliminally flip everyone the fuck off while you drink your favorite hot beverage.

    Promising Review: "I originally bought this for a coworker but when it came, it couldn't resist keeping it for myself! It holds up nicely and is dishwasher-safe." β€”Typhannie

    Get it from Amazon for $8.85 or Walmart for $9.49.

    20. A boozy subscription box so you can take the edge off from a long-ass day filled with stupidity.

    You'll get four delicious servings of cocktails with original recipes.

    Get it from Crate Joy for $37.50+ a box.

    21. A positive notepad that will remind you to actually take time for yourself and enjoy the little things.

    Get it from Urban Outfitters for $12.

    22. A relatable T-shirt because you're actually SO DONE that you don't even have the energy in you to react. What's the point?

    Get it from Wild Fox for $70. Sizes: XS-L

    23. A head massager to relieve the stress of everyone in your life who just can solve their own damn problems.

    Promising Review: "It's actually soothing and messages your head." β€”iviii

    Get it from Amazon for $5 or a set of two similar black ones from Walmart for $8.16.

    24. A pair of noise-cancelling headphones so you can choose not to hear your mother calling you from the kitchen and asking why you haven't washed the dishes yet.

    Promising Review: "I wear these headphones in a gym that plays loud music so I can watch the TV built into the exercise equipment. They almost completely eliminate the music when the noise reduction system is activated. The sound quality is excellent." β€”CurtB

    Get them from Amazon for $38 or Jet for $39.

    25. A duffel bag to carry with you on the way to the gym so random dudes understand you are not one to mess with.

    Get it from BuzzFeed's Fuck Shit Shop for $25.

    Good luck not fucking losing it; I believe in you and even if you do, they deserved it!

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    Reviews here have been edited for length and/or clarity.

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