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    24 Sex Toys That'll Make You Ho Ho Horny

    It's the season of giving (orgasms)!

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    1. A minty glass candy cane dildo so you can have some sweet, sweet orgasms. 'Tis the season!

    Get it from Adam and Eve for $19.98 or a similar one on Amazon for $11.89.

    Promising review: (for the Amazon one) "Whoa, I love this toy! I am a huge fan of glass toys and this one is one of my favorites. I love the simplicity. It is much bigger than the pictures would lead you to believe. I use this in both the front and the back. For an added bonus, place it in the freezer or some cold water before using. You're welcome!" β€”Shelli

    2. An oral sex simulator that just might be better than the real thing β€” it has 10 tongues.

    Ok, probably not, but it can try. Especially with three speeds and a reverse function.

    Promising review: "This toy is everything it promises to be, and should be part of every girl's toy box! The tongues feel amazing. They are silky soft, and once a little lube is added the fun can begin. This toy lives up to its name and it will have you sqweeling through your build-up and the delivery of an intense orgasm!" β€”Blondie319

    Get it from Love Honey for $39.99.

    3. A small waterproof finger vibe with three speeds made especially for heavenly clitoral stimulation that might make you sing.

    It even has a textured finish and a curved base for g-spot stimulation!

    Promising review: "It comes discreet in a cute little pink box and within that box comes the toy and a sleek black bag you can put it in. It's so cute, portable, and amazing for all occasions whether solo or with your partner." β€”E

    Get it from Amazon for $14.99.

    4. A Santa vibe so the jolliest man alive can keep you ho ho ho-ing all night long. It's his personal present from him to you.

    "Oh, Santa baby" β€” you probably.

    Get it from Spencer's for $12.99.

    5. A truly quirky rubber ducky vibe that'll make you quack with pleasure.

    Your soon-to-be favorite rubber ducky has three vibration speeds you can change by squeezing his cute little body!

    Promising review: "I love my Duckie! The newest one is the best; three speeds for the win! I can find many ways to use my ducky because it has different shapes on different parts of it. I like holding onto his head while using his tail. I can put him down for months to use something else and still get excited to come back to him!" β€”Anon

    Get it from Babeland for $33.

    6. A pretty penguin clit vibrator with 11 different modes to drive you crazy because they mate for life and your private parts aren't excluded.

    Promising review: "Adorable design as opposed to the obnoxious, bright pink penguin. Magnetic charger is easy to use and the penguin charges quickly. This toy means business, the sensations are amazing and it offers different degrees of intensity." β€”eggbuelkicks

    Get it from Amazon for $30.95.

    7. A secret vibe hidden in a candy cane because you definitely want to be on the nice list this year, especially if the nice list includes multiple orgasms.

    Promising review: "It's amazing!! The multi-speeds get me there so fast. My boyfriend even uses it on me as foreplay." β€”Danielle

    Get it from Spencer's for $14.99.

    8. A whopping nine-inch vibe for everyone who prefers length to girth this holiday season.

    Promising review: "Wow. This will change your life. It's so incredibly versatile. It's quiet. The size was a bit intimidating at first but it's perfect." β€”Blowtortchbarbie

    Get it from Amazon for $19.78.

    9. A ~pleasure enhancer~ to softly blow cool air on your sensitive parts so you can fall over the edge again, and again...and again.

    Promising review: "If you have patience, you can easily crank out one to ten orgasms in a half hour, and they'll all be very different. I love experimenting with this thing. You can use it dry or with a little lube around the cup." β€”LH

    Get it from Amazon for $78.07.

    10. A set of kinky ben-wa balls to stimulate your g-spot and strengthen your pelvic floor. Who knew working out could be so ~pleasurable~?

    Promising review: "I had been meaning to try out some of these Ben Wa balls ever since seeing Fifty Shades (I know, like many other women out there). At first I was worried that they might slip out, but after making sure they were positioned carefully there was no way these were coming out accidentally;and to remove them required quite a tug! While I couldn't feel a great lot while they were in, they clearly did make me more aroused as after a few minutes I was absolutely soaking wet. My husband loved knowing that I was wearing them waiting for him to come home and he also enjoyed being the one to remove them!" β€”MarySue

    Get them from Love Honey for $8.99 or a similar set from Amazon for $11.78.

    11. A truly touch-free clit stimulator with super-cool vacuum technology for an intense end to your ~private time~. Who needs oral when you have this, baby?

    Promising review: "This is, by far, the best clitoral stimulator I have ever had the chance to try. Ladies, I would recommend this for any of you who prefer clitoral stimulation. It has plenty of settings, but even the first setting is enough for me to have an orgasm almost immediately. It's completely waterproof and very easy to clean!" β€”C.G.

    Get it from Amazon for $37.49.

    12. A simple velvet touch vibe that you can use for clitoral or vaginal stimulation. A jack of all trades and the master of your orgasm!

    Promising review: "This is my first vibrator I've had and I love it! It has a decent diameter but it's nothing intimidating. The texture of it is my favorite part β€” it really is like velvet. Very smooth. So far the waterproofing seems to be great!" β€”Hana Lohr

    Get it from Amazon for $12.09.

    13. A curved g-spot vibrator with a curved head to have you seeing the stars of the North Pole. Maybe even Ruldolph if the orgasm is good.

    Promising review: "This is one of the best I have ever had. It is very powerful and is so soft but firm." β€”Vtuc

    Get it from Amazon for $16.88.

    14. An array of sweet heart candy butt plugs so you can keep your butthole stretched until Valentine's Day.

    Promising review: "This is the cutest butt plug I own. It's made out of the softest silicone I've touched, and is great quality." β€”Anonymous

    Get it from Adam and Eve for $17.95. Available in three colors.

    15. A vibrating cock ring to keep your junk nice and alert while you're getting down in-between the sheets.

    Promising review: "Best vibrating cock ring I have. The Stimulator is very large which is great for clitoral stimulation. It also has many different strengths and you can change the settings so it pulsates at different speeds and rhythms." β€”Nora Cook

    Get it from Amazon for $25.96.

    16. A gargantuan purple monster capable of giving you the multiple orgasms you've asked Santa for.

    Promising review: "Very big, what more can I say? This is definitely a big toy but its exactly what's described. The suction is very good and it still stays in place during any activity. The girth is really thick and the material feels realistic with the features of veins and wrinkles. All in all this toy is very big, very nice, and pleasurable." β€”Thrifty Mommas

    Get it from Amazon for $10.25.

    17. A jelly anal starter dildo to slowly stretch your sphincter muscles in just the right way.

    Promising review: "Its small and easy to maneuver by yourself or with a partner; great starter." β€”Anonymous

    Get it from Adam and Eve for $12.95.

    18. A fucking Fleshlight to jack into till the reindeer come home because it's the magnum opus to penis owners everywhere.

    Promising review: "Works great and actually does give stamina; with each use it takes longer and longer to get to the point of busting. My girlfriend loves me more now for it too because I can now last longer for her." β€”Carl

    Get it from Amazon for $69.95 or Fleshlight for $55.96. Also available in black.

    19. Or if you want some deep throat realness, try a pocket pal with some intense suction for the best orgasm you've

    Promising review: "Feels like Sasha herself is here with me! This thing is so realistic and sensational! This thing is way better than the creampie pocket although I love them both!" β€”ChaonThe5th

    Get it from Amazon for $14.91.

    20. A truly magical magic wand. Not only does it get the hard-to-reach kinks out of your back, but it will literally have you reaching a peak where tears come out of your eyes. It's THAT good, y'all.

    Promising review: "This is the greatest thing that's ever happened to me. I used it and I found God. It was like Mariah Carey in angel wings gently lifted me to multiple orgasm. It was like when the surprise BeyoncΓ© album dropped. It was like a hot, chiseled duded in a man-bun was whispering Audre Lorde to me until I came. It was like my high school girlfriend and I watching the OC scenes with Marissa and Alex. I had to have a cigarette after because I felt so thoroughly fucked (smoking is bad for you so don't follow that part). I felt like I was floating. I felt like Mia in The Princess Diaries when she turns the lights on with her foot pop as she's kissing Michael Moscovitz. Yeah, it's loud as hell but I live in a tiny-ass Brooklyn apartment with four other people and just decided that they could deal with the vibrating noises. Own it; you're living your best life. Real talk, I highly recommend this for anyone who has a vagina and wants clit stimulation." β€”Ava the Believer

    Get it from Amazon for $29.95 or Babeland for $59.95.

    21. A discrete necklace vibe to wear at every holiday party just in case you feel like getting a little frisky on your bosses' office desk. We won't tell if you do.

    Promising review: "Whether your taste calls for silver or gold the Vesper is sure to increase the quality of your life. Dangling from a fine chain, this compact put powerful external vibrator rings in any outfit for all walks of life. I am very impressed by its discreetly gorgeous presence. It is great for traveling, smaller than a pen, with a tiny USB charger β€” also discreet! It is great for public sex or last minute sleep overs. It makes an incredible gift for anyone bold enough to experience it as a staple bullet vibe and/or accessory. However, keep in mind because of the material, it does trap both mechanical and body heat, which for some is an added bonus." β€”Tura

    Get it from Babeland for $69+ or on Amazon for $69+.

    22. A "butterfly kiss" massager to gently but consistently press upon your sensitive bits until you say stop. A Merry Christmas, indeed.

    Promising review: ""This is a keeper. It's perfect for stimulating simultaneous orgasms and didn't even need the highest speed." β€”laura long

    Get it from Jet for $9.46 or Amazon for $8.15.

    23. A beginner's jackrabbit vibe with a rotating shaft for double vaginal and clit stimulation to be as jolly as Dancer, Prancer, and Vixen.

    Promising review: "The best personal toy ever! It does the job and then some! Perfect for beginners since it gives you hours of fun and excitement." β€”Laura

    Get it from Amazon for $25.88. Available in four colors.

    24. An ultra-expensive 18K gold vibrator to take you to higher heights. You deserve it β€” you swear you've been a good girl.

    Get it from Babeland for $2,890+. Available in gold or silver.

    And a bow costume so your lover can view you as a snack they definitely wanna eat.

    Get it from Love Honey for $19.99.

    Reviews here have been edited for length and/or clarity.

    So inappropriate, Brock.

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