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1. A crane figurine to show off how adept you are when it comes to interior design.
2. A '90s inspired wallpaper so you can forever be in a state of nostalgia.
3. A pretty panda planter ready to hold all of your succulents in place. It promises not to eat them!
Get it from Box Lunch for $19.90.
4. A special leaf-shaped candle to display how interested you are in certain illegal substances.
Get it from Urban Outfitters for $35.
5. A Harry Potter sheet set that'll have you dreaming of wizarding duels and what you would've done if you actually got your acceptance letter.
Get it from PB Teen for $28.50+. Available in twin, full, and king sizes.
6. A handy desk organizer to keep all of your pens and papers from cluttering up your perfect workspace.
7. A pretty cheerful zebra throw so you can channel the savannah in your living room.
Get it from TJ Maxx for $12.99.
8. A whimsical ceramic figurine to creep out everyone it comes in contact with...even you.
9. A camera clock essential for letting you know when it's time to be photo ready.
10. A Stranger Things nightlight to protect you from the upside down during your night in.
Get it from NancysJars on Etsy for $20.66+. Available in seven colors.
11. A Versace-styled area rug that'll add a bit of expensive luxury without overdrawing your bank account.
Get it from Interior Epiphanies on Society6 for $34.99+. Available in three sizes.
12. A totally customizable Post-It mural kit so cute your friends will be sure to compliment you on how cultured you are.
Get it from Mural Kit for $39.95+.
13. A flamingo wall decoration essential for adding a bit of quirkiness to your bedroom walls. Or in your living room if you wanna be that bold.
14. A dog figurine who is most definitely a good boy by waiting for you to get home.
15. A glass skull ready to school you on the intricacies of intelligence while looking fucking cool on your shelf.
Get it from TJ Maxx for $9.99.
16. A mini light box you can adorn with aspirational sayings anytime you're feeling down.
It comes with 72 letters and symbols you can totally customize yourself when the mood strikes!
Promising Review: "It is very cute! Each row can hold up to eight letters, and it comes with a cord you can plug into the side. It also has a place to put batteries and an off switch." —1029384756
Get it from Urban Outfitters for $29.
17. A Bob's Burger's pillow to show just how in tune you are with Tina's not-so-secret obsession with butts.
Get it from Box Lunch for $29.90.
18. A wine rack that tells you exactly where you are before you grab that bottle of pino.
Promising Review: "I bought this as a gift for my sister-in-law who loves wine and it was a great choice. The item itself is lightweight, yet sturdy which is exactly what I was looking to get her. The size is great because it isn't insanely huge, but it isn't crazy small either. It's perfect for that wine lover in your life." —Amazon Customer
Get it from Amazon for $43.99.
19. A magical unicorn table light you could place on your nightstand to let everyone know your stance on mythical beings.
Get it from Cotton On for $19.99.
20. A cute-ass elephant pen organizer happy to hold all of your pens and pencils while making a good impression on your guests.
Promising Review: "He's just so super cute! The perfect addition to my desk to bring a little whimsy. Plus when I want to put on some lotion, his trunk is the perfect size and shape to use as a ring holder. Totally unexpected, yet brilliant functionality from this little guy." —Becca W.
Get it from Amazon for $12.99.
21. A roll of marble vinyl wrap so you can add a bit of fanciness to your simple space.
Promising Review: "This transformed my outdated bathroom countertops and my friends was stunned to find out it was not real but it looked like marble. It's been on for months not and still looks like when I first did it. I just love my bathroom now." —Shawn Cartwright-Johnson
Get a three-pack from Amazon for $34.99.
22. A totally awesome piece of wall art Cher would be fucking proud of.
23. A hamburger throw blanket that will keep you warm during those times when all you wanna do is cozy up with a hot cuppa and your favorite book.
Get it from Cotton On for $29.99. Available in 12 colors and patterns.
24. Quirky vinyl record bookends because you just love music, ok?
25. Ceramic doorknobs guaranteed to make all of your cupboards have a bit of your quirky style.
Promising Review: "I got these door knobs to zip up a kitchenette and am very pleased with the results. I had eight unique patterns in the shipment, and two patters that had a duplicate. I only needed six knobs, but think I will probably use two more in the bathroom. Nice patterns and bright colors; just what I wanted!" —Kris the math teacher
Get a 10-pack from Amazon for $12.24.
26. A llama vase that'll have no probllama holding your adorable floral arrangements.
27. A bunch of personable succulents that would take a lot on your part to kill, which is all the more reason you need to have them in your apartment.
28. A couple of flower drapes to add a tad of spring color even in the dead of winter.
29. A cute fox doormat your guests would love to be greeted with when they visit.
30. A couple of disco ball string lights to place along the walls of your place for a bit of Saturday night fever.
Get them from Cotton On for $19.99.
31. A jewelry dish totally willing to lend you a ~hand~.
32. A pack of doggy coasters so no one will be able to leave a horrid water ring on your end table.
33. A Pac-Man ghost light that literally changes colors in time to your music. Pretty freaking cool, I must say.
Promising Review: "I bought this as a gift for my husband. He loves it! It's great how the color changes slowly from one to the next. A must have for any Pac-Man fan!" —StephSteph
Get it from Nordstrom for $34.
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