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11 Ways You Know You're Living A Double Life

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1. All your friends are fed up because you're always too busy to hang out.

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*Cough cough* "I'm sick?"

2. Everyone thinks you're a natural blonde.

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You know you didn't wake up like this.

3. Your parents still think you're an angel.

4. You go through elaborate means to keep up your lies.

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Never break character!

5. You're known to mysteriously fall out of contact with your friends and family for weeks at a time.

6. You're definitely not emotionally available.

7. An Irish goodbye is like second nature to you.

8. You have a hidden cave where you keep all your secrets.

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9. You forget what your own name is sometimes.

SO. MANY. ALIASES.
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SO. MANY. ALIASES.

10. You ONLY use burner phones.

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That you destroy after every conversation.

11. And you REFUSE to ever come clean.

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