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11 Signs You're Dating A Vampire

Learn to read between the lines. Tune in to the BuzzFeed Block for Daybreakers this Saturday on IFC at 8/7c and again at 10/9c.

1. They never take you out for brunch because sunlight.

I guess there'll be no Eggs Benedict for you...

2. And Italian food is forever out of the question.

3. You've been together forever, but they look like they haven't aged a day.

4. They're mysteriously missing from all of the photos you've taken together.

5. Their wardrobe is slightly out of the ordinary.

6. They sometimes get the WEIRDEST cravings.

7. They have really dated taste in music.

Who knew there was music from before 1880?

8. And all of their pop-culture references are from 15th-Century Transylvania.

9. Sometimes they're nowhere to be found, but when you come home there's a surprise bat in your bedroom.

10. It's like their skin literally refuses to tan.

11. And they never want you to sleep over at theirs.