1. They never take you out for brunch because sunlight.
I guess there'll be no Eggs Benedict for you...
2. And Italian food is forever out of the question.
3. You've been together forever, but they look like they haven't aged a day.
4. They're mysteriously missing from all of the photos you've taken together.
5. Their wardrobe is slightly out of the ordinary.
6. They sometimes get the WEIRDEST cravings.
7. They have really dated taste in music.
Who knew there was music from before 1880?