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11 Signs You're Dating A Vampire

Learn to read between the lines. Tune in to the BuzzFeed Block for Daybreakers this Saturday on IFC at 8/7c and again at 10/9c.

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1. They never take you out for brunch because sunlight.

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I guess there'll be no Eggs Benedict for you...

2. And Italian food is forever out of the question.

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Maybe garlic bread isn't for everybody.

3. You've been together forever, but they look like they haven't aged a day.

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That can't be natural. Can it?

4. They're mysteriously missing from all of the photos you've taken together.

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What sort of witchcraft is this?!

5. Their wardrobe is slightly out of the ordinary.

Black lace and parasols definitely make a statement...
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Black lace and parasols definitely make a statement...

6. They sometimes get the WEIRDEST cravings.

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The heart wants what the heart wants. Right? Catch Daybreakers on the BuzzFeed Block this Saturday at 8/7c and again at 10/9c on IFC!

7. They have really dated taste in music.

Who knew there was music from before 1880?

8. And all of their pop-culture references are from 15th-Century Transylvania.

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But maybe they were just a European history major??

9. Sometimes they're nowhere to be found, but when you come home there's a surprise bat in your bedroom.

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What does it mean?!

10. It's like their skin literally refuses to tan.

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Maybe they just have a R E A L L Y strong sunscreen.

11. And they never want you to sleep over at theirs.

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They don't have a bed... but there is a random coffin in their basement? Weird.