1.
You've completely forgotten how arms work.
2.
And legs are a mystery you can't seem to solve.
3.
Seriously, walking straight is suddenly a Herculean task.
4.
And how did clothing get so darn complicated?
5.
But you've got, like, zero problems with just playing it cool.
6.
And you've mastered your "concentration" face.
7.
You can't remember how even the simplest technology works.
8.
Your dance moves are less "dance-y" and more "flail-y."
9.
And your depth perception decided to take the day off.
10.
This is the only show you want to watch.
11.
You're not too sure how "great" your "great ideas" really are.
12.
And you suddenly aren't as awesome a driver as you remember.
13.
So maaaaybe you just shouldn't leave the house.
