1. You hear "clean up in aisle nine" so often it's practically your new nickname.
2. You've somehow managed to memorize every produce code in the grocery store.
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But you can't remember your mom's phone number. Or birthday. Oof.
3. You feel like you just can't trust your co-workers.
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4. (Seriously, they are the worst.)
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5. And you have a sneaking suspicion your boss doesn't, uh, love you.
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Shoulder, meet cold.
6. You have PTSD from all your milk frother burns.
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7. And the break room is a graveyard of inconvenience.
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THAT'S FINE I WASN'T PLANNING ON EATING LUNCH ANYWAY.
8. You've gone on at least one blind date without realizing you're still wearing a hairnet.
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Undo undo undo undo.
9. The customers are pretty much always the worst.
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10. (Come on, who pays for a candy bar with a check?)
11. Your only creative outlet comes with a mop and a bucket.
12. And you fantasize about quitting every. Single. DAY.
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Aaaaaand then you look at your bank balance.
