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11 Signs You Were Secretly Trained By Ninjas

"Eating pizza" and "watching movies" are ancient ninja secrets, right? Don't miss Batman Begins, starting Saturday at 8/7c and again at 11/10c on IFC.

1. You scoff at words like "elevator" and "stairs."

2. Even your reflexes have perfect reflexes.

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Five-second rule? NEVER HEARD OF IT.

3. Your hands are protected under the second amendment.

4. But you're no slouch when it comes to weaponry.

5. You always have an escape plan.

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WHY DID I LEAVE MY SMOKE BOMBS IN MY OTHER PANTS.

6. You're the undisputed master of outdoor camouflage.

7. And a pro at hiding in plain sight.

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Nailed it.

8. You've literally never used a door in your LIFE.

9. And you think walls are the new floors.

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Walking horizontally is so 2013.

10. You're constantly on the lookout for tricks and traps.

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INVISIBLE TRIPWIRE AT 10 O'CLOCK. No, wait, those are my shoelaces, disregard.

11. And you've got a flair for the, uh, theatrical.

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Don't miss Batman Begins, this Saturday at 8/7c and again at 11/10c, on IFC.