1. Turning out the lights.
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YOU IN DANGER GIRL!
2. Not checking the Yelp reviews before heading to the creepy bed and breakfast deep in the woods.
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A little reading goes a long way.
3. Opening the door.
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DON'T OPEN THE DOOR.
4. Showering with their decaying wife.
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What did you expect?
5. Going to Silent Hill.
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Just turn around.
6. Consulting a religious advisor instead of the police.
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Maybe you can pray the monsters away?
7. Attempting to take magic into their own hands.
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NEVER read from the spell book.
8. Standing behind the door as their husband tries to axe it down.
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GET OUT OF THE WAY!
9. Going into the basement.
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You KNOW there's a séance going on down there. So just say no.
10. Continuing to rely on their wife, even when she is rapidly becoming a zombie.
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Nothing says "I love you" like "ARRRRGHGHH."