David Beckham Molested by Reporter
Italian TV presenter Elena Di Cioccio wanted to find out if Becks' bulge of wonder in his Armani ads is 100% natural, so she decided to check for herself. Elena slipped on a pair of rubber gloves and waited outside of his hotel until he came out. While Beckham was busy talking to the press, Elena gave him a "cough and drop" test (without the cough).
Jennifer Love Hewitt Talks About Her Bedazzled Va-jay-jay
On last night's Lopez Tonight, Jennifer Love Hewitt was on the show to whore out her new book on relationships and dating (that's another joke for another day). In the book, JLove writes about how she decorated her vagina with crystals after a break-up.
Spider Man 4 Gets Dumped As Franchise Gets Reboot Without McGuire
Following problems on the script of "Spider-Man 4", Sony Pictures has scrapped the upcoming project. The studio is now planning to make a reboot of its "Spider-Man" film franchise, which will follow Spider-Man's alter ego Peter Parker during his high school age.