1. Madonna was awarded Billboard’s Top Touring Artist award Sunday for having a bigger tour than any of your faves.
2. And she showed up looking flawless.
3. Literally, she was free of all flaws.
4. And then she made will.i.am hold her trophy.
5. And also her sunglasses too.
6. And will.i.am did it no questions asked because he was so honored to be holding the trophy and sunglasses of a true queen.
7. Then Madonna thanked her fans for making it an international superstar for three decades.
8. Yes, three.
9. Your faves could never.
- Sixteen people died after a hot air balloon caught fire and crashed in Texas Saturday.