2. Nicki Minaj: A Crazy-Ass Flamingo
3. Katy Perry: A Showy Peacock
5. Beyoncé: A Fierce Falcon
7. Lady Gaga: A Parrot That Makes Its Presence Known
11. Taylor Swift: An Earnest Swan
13. Robyn: An Actual Robin
14. Kelly Clarkson: A Super-Chill Hawk
15. Drake: A Rad Duck That Totally Knows What’s Up
17. Madonna: An Overly Intense Penguin
18. Skrillex: A Woodpecker That Makes Your Parents Furrow Their Brow
19. Eminem: An Ostrich You Wouldn’t Want To Mess With
20. Kylie Minogue: A Fabulous Dove
- Top legal scholars will be filing the 1st major lawsuit against President Trump's alleged business conflicts on Monday.
- "Welcome to the movement": Women's March on Washington organizers are working tirelessly to make sure 1st-time marchers stick around ✊
- Kellyanne Conway says White House press sec. Sean Spicer didn't lie about crowd size at Trump's inauguration. He gave "alternative facts."
- The Patriots are heading to the Super Bowl yet again after crushing the Steelers. They'll play the Falcons on Feb. 5 🏈