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How Well Do You Remember The "South Park" Theme Song?

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  1. What's the very first line of the theme song?

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    See if I can't unwind
    Have myself a time
    Leave my woes behind
    Marry me a swine
  2. Finish this verse that Stan and Kyle sing:

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    Full of racial confrontation
    It's your final destination
    Humble folks without temptation
    This town needs no explanation
  3. This line is very similar to (but different from) the first line. Do you know it?

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    Leave my woes behind
    See if I can't unwind
    Meet some friends of mine
    Drink 'til I go blind
  4. What's Cartman's line in the theme song?

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    People shouting, "Hey there, neighbor!"
    People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!"
    Everything is made of paper
    The mayor is an alligator
  5. You're almost done! How about this part?

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    Leave my woes behind
    Have myself a time
    Find a girl and grind
    See if I can't unwind
  6. What does Kenny actually say in this line?

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    I like girls from big old cities or small towns in North Carolina
    I woke up at six this morning, and I fed my cat bananas
    We don't need no education — only social validation
    None of the above
  7. Okay, now bring it home!

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    Leave your woes behind
    Have yourself a time
    Meet some friends of mine
    Begin your life of crime

How Well Do You Remember The "South Park" Theme Song?

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