1. You still want Twinkie The Kid to be your playground buddy.
2. And you still believe only kids see King Ding Dong.
3. To this day, you still have to heat up your Honey Bun.
4. Everything about this Hostess commercial made your realize that being a kid was awesome.
5. You were royalty during recess with your CupCake yo-yo.
6. Twinkie rings were the only bling you ever needed.
7. You were able to get your fix in the middle of class with Ho Hos lip balm.
8. You still remember that sharks love Hostess too.
They're just a little confused, that's all.