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What's The Funniest "New Girl" Joke Of All Time?

Nick's Cotton-Eyed Joe dance should win Best Picture.

We all know New Girl is one of the funniest sitcoms ever made.

Nick Miller from New Girl says, "You gave me cookie, I got you cookie, man"
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But there are some New Girl jokes that stand above the rest. Like this gem from when Winston was sore from police academy.

Winston says, "I can't close my ass" and Jess, Coach and Nick are confused
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Or this Schmidt Douchebag Jar moment.

Schmidt says, "Look, guys, has anyone seen my good pea coat"
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Or, I mean, Nick's classic Cotton-Eyed Joe dance.

Nick dances to Cotton Eye Joe in the car while Jess asks, "Why did you need me for this, Nick"
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So, my question for you is: What is the greatest New Girl joke of all time, and why? Let me know in the comments below!

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Some of the best responses will be featured in a BuzzFeed Community post!