1.
Everything about Nick's sauce.
2.
Why Coach wanted to go to the outlet mall.
3.
Cymbals are part of the drum kit.
5.
What makes Schmidt angry and scared at the same time.
6.
The names of Nick's testicles.
7.
Jess's response when Nick calls her a gold digger.
10.
The reason Nick doesn't wash a towel.
11.
When Jess is off the grid.
12.
Schmidt hitting Nick with a car over a parking spot.
13.
Bridgette Wilson-Sampras.
14.
When Jess sees Schmidt's fish tank.
15.
Schmidt got the fish tank because he wanted a lionfish.
16.
Nick's cookie meltdown.
17.
Winston's sitting closer than Nick.
19.
When Winston rolls off the couch while he's sore from police academy.
22.
Schmidt's declaration at his "re-branding event" (party), which he threw to celebrate the fact that his penis was no longer broken.
23.
The way a panicking Nick asked someone if they wanted a grape.
24.
The lives of Schmidt's other friends.
25.
And the fact that the song that gets Nick pumped is "Cotton-Eyed Joe."