In case you need some of that thrilling combination of confusion, anger, and hilarity, here are 36 harrowing texts women have actually gotten from real-life men.
1. I'm fascinated by this.
2. He's doing some very important research.
4. Maybe lead with "Hello."
7. Plus, "It's time for a nude."
8. A wholesome conversation about prom.
9. This baffling request.
10. Periods do not come from the butt, folks.
12. A post first date exchange.
13. Yeah, the issue was the word "pussy."
16. The literal wording is eerie.
17. Pap smears are arousing.
20. Some things should stay in the past.
21. Okay, um, yeah, so now we have this.
22. Phil being an absolute dickhead.
23. Funerals < jerking it.
24. Ah yes, the g-spot and its pattern of hiding.
27. Insulting someone's entire gender is, without fail, the way to their heart.
31.
At least we got a brilliant response out of this .
32. Only respectful people deserve that suit.
33. Sometimes, imagination is a bad thing.
35.
Yeah, 100%, this is a real aspect of penis-in-vagina sex.
36.
And finally , every one of these conversations.
