1.This black-front, white-back vest outfit Joey wears.
Look — and this applies to every outfit here — I understand it was the '90s and the '00s, but some things cannot be excused.
2.This Chandler sweater-vest outfit, one of many.
A loose gray-green sweater-vest is not the move, Chan Chan Man.
3.Ross's outfit on his first date with Rachel.
Just in case you missed it, let me be clear: Ross wears this on his first date with Rachel.
4.Ross's suit in the underrated gem "The One With the Two Parties."
How is a man in a gross, too-big brown suit dating the Rachel Karen Green? The world does not make sense.
5.This blue vest outfit Chandler wears.
I think the worst part is the jean-ness of the top. I hate that so, so hard.
6.This outfit Joey wears to Carol and Susan's wedding.
What is it with these men and not dressing for the occasion? The jacket is cool in another outfit, but this is a WEDDING.
7.This outfit Ross wears at the beach.
I'm all for a big sweater, but...not like this.
8.This casual outfit from Joey.
His shirt is truly disgusting. There's nothing more to say on the matter.
9.This Chandler outfit from an alternate universe — literally; this was in the alternate universe two-parter.
The design on the side of the sweatshirt takes the whole thing from "oof" to "OOOOOOF."
10.Also, this alternate universe Chandler outfit.
This one's worse because of the "Speed Racer" shirt. It really adds a dose of sad.
11.Ross's college reunion outfit.
I don't know why he would choose to look like this at his college reunion. I don't understand. A turtleneck with a big brown jacket? No.
12.This outfit Joey wears for an audition. An audition. Dress for the occasion!!!!!
But what a great look for sneaking snacks into the movie theater.
13.This Chandler sweater-vest outfit.
If you're going to wear a sweater-vest, don't make it the color of a waiting room carpet. Please.
14.This Chandler bowling shirt outfit.
I am definitely not against all bowling shirts, but I am certainly against ones that are the dictionary definition of "drab."
15.This outfit Ross wears that totally screams, "I'm a cool guy."
I'm not sure what it is that makes this so not good. I think it's the length of the top combined with the very stiff, big pants.
16.This Joey outfit, worn not on the show but during an awkward photo shoot.
I adore an awkward photo shoot, but if I saw this shirt with this jacket on a real-life boy, I would remember it for the rest of the day, and in a bad way.
17.Our final Chandler sweater-vest outfit.
Of all the Chandler sweater-vest looks here, this is my favorite, but that's not saying much. The bar is lower than Ross's marriage standards.
18.And finally, this Ross attempt at a vest outfit.
Word to the wise: If it's a soft vest that even Chandler Bing couldn't rock, don't try.
