Stop Trying To Make These 21 Bonkers Recipes Happen, They're Not Going To Happen

    Just don't cook meat in your dishwasher.

    I recently stumbled across a Reddit thread called r/ShittyGifRecipes and, yep, it sure lives up its title. These recipes make Nick Miller's Sauce look normal.

    On New Girl, Winston asks, You put bologna in your Bolognese, and Nick says, Where else would it get its name, trick question, it gets it from the mayonnaise

    Get ready for 21 absolutely unhinged recipes.

    1. This.

    Yep. It's some sort of SpaghettiO bread pie.

    2. THIS?????

    Yep. It's a hot dog cocktail.

    3. This (♫ Jason Derulo ♫).

    Yep. It's, like, a sugar bombardment.

    4. This?

    Yep. It's a cold watermelon-and-seafood soup thing.

    5. Thiiiiis.

    Yep. It's a dishwasher burger.

    6. THIS.

    Yep. It's Lays-based solid goo.

    7. This?!??!?!?!?!

    Yep. It's a bonkers meat display.

    8. This!

    Yep. It's, I don't know, a fried S'mores fiasco.

    9. This? THIS?

    Yep. It's a jello banana.

    10. This.

    Yep. It's steak via matches.

    11. This (♫ Jason Derulo ♫).

    Yep. It's a candy pie.

    12. This. This. This.

    Yep. It's raisin mac-and-cheese.

    13. This....this.

    Yep. It's an overly elaborate, garlic-y, super cheesy sub.

    14. This.

    Yep. It's blender-ramen-hot-dog pizza.

    15. This.

    Yep. It's Skittles mush.

    16. This?

    Yep. It's a meat-and-potatoes crime.

    17. Thisssss.

    Yep. It's disgusting pasta with eggs and ketchup.

    18. This! This.

    Yep. It's carbonated steak.

    19. ...This.

    Yep. It's cream-cheese-and-overcooked-shrimp pasta.

    20. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This.

    Yep. It's a cake with alcohol holes.

    21. And THIS!!!!!!!!!

    Yep. It's stuffed inside-out meat.

    In conclusion: