Posted on Jan 28, 2022

36 Times "Teen Wolf" Decided To Be Absolutely Off-The-Wall For No Reason At All

Someone wanted to become a werewolf so they'd be better at lacrosse.

by Hope Lasater

BuzzFeed Contributor

Note: I have only included the first three seasons because going through the entire show would mentally exhaust me. If you have other suggestions, shout them out in the comments below!

Abbi from Broad City is on the phone and says, Hello, then she lowers her phone from her ear and says, What coffee shop, what time, what, never any details

On The Good Place, Eleanor says, We are an Arizona dirtbag, a human turtleneck, a narcissistic monster, and literally the dumbest person I have ever met, and Jason says, And who am I, describe me now

On New Girl, Nick says, Schmidt, no, Schmidt hits Nick with his car and Nick says, You just hit me, Schmidt says, Damn right I did, you're sitting right in the middle of the spot, and Nick says, You hit me with your car over a parking spot, Schmidt

Michael from The Office says, If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice

On The Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Uncle Phil says, I would like to impart some words that I always lived by, mo money, mo money, mo money

On The Good Place, Tahani says, Jason is making me watch this horror film about two ex convicts who try to rob and murder a neglected child, and we see they are watching Home Alone

On Friends, Monica says, I'm drunk, that's right, mom and dad, your little harmomica is hammered

On New Girl, Winston asks, You put bologna in your Bolognese, and Nick says, Where else would it get its name, trick question, it gets it from the mayonnaise

On Friends, Monica asks, So we are back on, Carol says, We are back on, and Monica says, You heard the woman, PEEL, CHOP, DEVIL

Kelly from The Office says, I never really thought about death until Princess Diana died, that was the saddest funeral ever, that and my sister’s

On New Girl, Jess says, Every prank turns out either too big, flashback Nick says, Did you register me as a sex offender, Jess says, Or too small, flashback Schmidt's eating cereal and says, How'd this blueberry get in here, and Winston starts cackling

I strongly remember this was called Part A.

Tahani from The Good Place says, I have not had a pet since Barbra Streisand gave me one of her cloned siamese cats and it killed itself

On Friends, Melissa says, Phoebe, were you ever in a sorority, and Phoebe says, Of course, yeah, I was, uh, um, Thi Mega Tampon

On The Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Will says, Your only source of pleasure is making me unhappy, and Uncle Phil says, That is not true, I have my wine collection

On Taskmaster, Greg says, What do you mean friendship is truth, and Lolly Adefope says, Um, sort of, friendship is truth, truth is friendship

On Whose Line Is It Anyway, Ryan Stiles says, I have a bit of a bug, and I am a little jittery, jittery bug, jittery bug, jitterbug, and Colin Mochrie says, Wow, nice segue

On Friends, Phoebe says, Alright, now we need the semen of a righteous man, and Rachel says, Okay, Pheebs, you know what, if we had that we would not be doing the ritual in the first place

On New Girl, Jess says, If he is using it right, no one is seeing his penis, and Cece contemplates that

Over footage of what he's singing, Romesh Ranganathan sings, "Tree Wizard, hands together, he creates a balloon, Tree Wizard, it's another balloon, Tree Wizard, holy shit, another balloon, Tree Wizard, flies up to his tree and waves goodbye to you"

Nicole Byer saying, How, how, how

Sam Claflin and Verónica Echegui standing on a street below the film's title

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