My mother and I recently watched the 1998 movie Armageddon for the first time. It's a Michael Bay and Jerry Bruckheimer venture, so, yikes and ayo in equal measure. We had the time of our lives.
The premise of the movie is that a meteor is going to destroy Earth...unless oil drillers drill into it, drop a nuclear bomb, and then blow it up from the inside. You read all of that correctly.
Considering the outrageousness of the plot, you may not be surprised to learn that there are some similarly ridiculous lines and moments in the movie. Here are some that particularly stuck out to me as I went on this wild ride.