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12 Stories You'll Tell Teenagers When You're 80 Years Old

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1. I saw "Gangnam Style" on YouTube when it had 500,000 views. I was a pioneer!

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2. I saw Hanson LIVE. I shook their hands. THEIR ACTUAL HANDS.

Hasn't been washed since.
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Hasn't been washed since.

3. I stood vigil outside of DC's offices for three nights to protest Ben Affleck getting cast as Batman.

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4. I made a Harlem Shake tribute video. It got two thousand views. TWO THOUSAND.

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5. I remember my first flip phone. It played "Crazy Frog" whenever anyone called and couldn't have more than one alarm set. Best. Phone. Ever.

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6. You think you're counter-culture? In college, I deleted my FACEBOOK.

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7. I stayed up until 4 a.m. to watch the royal wedding, and I had no idea how the monarchy worked. Still don't.

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8. Did I read Twilight? Sure did. But it was a different time back then. We didn't know any better.

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9. I made so many jokes about Apples and Blackberries both being fruits, you have no IDEA.

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10. Did I go to a midnight showing of the final Harry Potter movie? Um, is Hermione the smartest witch of her age?

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11. I had a gag Twitter account that was at-mentioned by Melissa Joan Hart. It was huge.

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12. I got up at 2 a.m. to stake out a spot to get a single blurry photo of Nelly's soundcheck. Was it worth it? Totes.

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That's right future teenagers, we were way cooler back now.