1.
[Name 0] and the gang hit the road and head for the hills.
2.
[Name 2] has to use the bathroom 30 minutes into the trip.
3.
[Name 0] hires a guide to float the car across a river.
4.
[Name 1] fully embraces the mountain lifestyle and grows a monstrously long beard overnight.
5.
[Name 3] gets a semitruck driver to honk their horn.
6.
On your second day of camping, [Name 0] is adopted by a friendly pack of wolves.
7.
[Name 2] trades their MP3 player to a hiker for “the world’s best granola.”
8.
[Name 1] discovers their favorite driving song is also the mating cry of the mighty mountain weasel.
9.
[Name 3] wanders off a hiking trail and is sprayed by a skunk.
10.
You finally reach your destination: X-Treme Sports Radical Fun Park!