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10 Things That Will Happen On My Desert Road Trip

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1. [Name 0] and the gang set out toward the desert, looking for adventure.

2. [Name 3] falls in love with the voice from the GPS.

They decide to keep their relationship a secret for the duration of the trip.

3. You turn up the air conditioning full blast and [Name 1] freezes solid.

You put them in the sun to defrost.

4. You go and visit America’s biggest geyser. [Name 2] does a terrible job parking.

5. [Name 0] gets a semitruck driver to honk their horn.

The driver doesn’t stop honking for 10 minutes.

6. You take a shortcut through an abandoned military site. [Name 1] claims to see something funny in the sky.

The next day, you’re all surprised to notice a new member of your group.

7. You go for a hike and [Name 3] sees a tropical oasis.

8. You stop at a rest stop and [Name 0] knocks over a row of motorcycles.

Thankfully, the local bikers are friendly.

9. [Name 2] stays out in the sun too long and turns the same color as the car.

10. You finally reach your destination: the world’s biggest water park.