5 Reasons Why I'll Never Have A Summer Body

How is it that some people absolutely nail the whole bulk and shred season, while others can't find the energy to make lunch, let alone meal prep or attempt the 30 day squat challenge (I mean, who goes beyond day 12 anyway...)? Here's 5 reasons why:

1. There's too many festivals coming up

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Summer time is festival time, and no matter how hard we try to be good, cut out carbs, stop drinking, it's just NOT going to happen hun.

2. Fake tan is my best friend

Want skinnier legs? Get your Sally out. Need an overnight flat tummy? Cocoa's got you covered. Don't sweat the small stuff, when in need fake tan indeed.

3. Loose and flowy

Bodycon overrated and outdated. Loose and flowy is where it's at to hide those lumps and bumps. Thank you Summer 2K17, comfort is key.

4. Self-control is overrated

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January - New Year New Me

February - 4 week detox

March - Lent will sort me out

April - Uhhhh

May - It's just not gonna happen, is it?

We've all been there, life is for living after all...

5. Pints in the sun

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Ireland's summer is so short, are you really going to deprive yourself of having those after-work pints during the summer scorcher's? Didn't think so.