1. Not a bother I obviously wont be as stressed as last time
2. Shite where's my boarding card
3. I DEFINITELY have lost my passport in the last 30 seconds, check the bag again
4. Okay liquids in the plastic bag, good to go
5. Shit I forgot about my can of deo
6. Stroll through the screening, play it cool
7. Ok why did the sound go off, who has done this to me???
8. "Excuse me miss we need to do a body check"
9. *Tries not to laugh/sweat/fidget while being checked*
10. Quick shove everything back into your bag and move on as quickly as possible
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