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Amidst the hectic work day of one Drew Venditti Hultgren, coping mechanisms and extracurricular activities take on a life of their own.

What Day Of The Week Is It?

You aren't feeling the stress of the work week quite yet, but it is very likely that you are contemplating using four accrued vacation days for the remainder of the week.

Monday

Most likely sleeping in a freshman dorm... Also more likely than not you are drinking in said freshman dorm. Did you smuggle that dog in under your shirt? How old are you again?

Tuesday

Its only Wednesday? Somehow you have ended up drunk at illegal pete's with your gf and some gal u used to fuck. Probably craving a cigarette.

Wednesday

Hot cheeto and chianti consumption has hit its peak and sex drive is shot. Which is probably okay considering Thursdays involve confronting demons from the past and Catholic PTSD. All very fun, right?

Thursday

What is adulting? You are in your bed with an IPA three minutes after pulling up to the house. Maybe you're getting drinks with friends later, but we all know that means you'll end up passed out on the bathroom floor while periodically waking up to vom in the toilet.

Friday

Im 22, Saturdays are for wine in bed (but isn't every other day as well?). Probably have purple teeth, probably quoting Poptart Tragedy.

Saturday

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