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Are you feeling like you're a bit overdue for a vacation?
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Maybe you're having a hard time coping with the fact that you're the only person you know who still uses a rotary phone.
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It could be the fact that you just hate graphs SO much.
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Or you just forgot how phones work.
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Maybe you can't seem to turn on the TV and the cable box at the same time.
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And shoes...how do they even work?
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There there...it'll be okay. A vacation will make it all better.
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Running errands with your kids is the worst. You don't even like them.
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Plus, you're always losing them.
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And doors...what's the point?
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Your life is pretty much the worst.
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You can't stop falling asleep on ladders.
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And your daughter finally found out that you can't read.
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Just FOCUS on all four of your monitors and get your work done.
