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    8 Signs You Need To Cool It With The Hot Sauce

    Do your stomach a favor and don't be like these people #FITMFAIllustration

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    by hilaryhubanks

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    1. Physical Disfiguration

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    Your jaw literally melts off after every meal

    2. Tastebud Malfunction

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    Your tastebud receptors officially stop working

    3. Involuntary Flames

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    Everything you touch starts on fire

    4. Perma-Stache and Perma-Plump

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    When you develop a permanent hot sauce mustache, or even worse...your lips becomes permanently swollen from spicy sauce intake, like a bad DIY version of Lisa Rinna

    5. Wishful Thinking

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    You start daydreaming about all food being covered in hot sauce...and I mean all of it

    6. Solitary Existance

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    No one will come over and eat your cooking for fear of melting

    7. Secret Bottles

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    You keep an emergency stash under your desk for quick hits

    8. Hot Seat

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    You cancel all meetings and are glued to the toilet the morning after hot wing night

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