You just paid more than twice the retail price for something that’ll be free on the plane. Owned.
Well, well, well. Look who’s unconcerned about stinking up the whole plane. You are a monster.
We love fries. LOVE ‘em. But they’re a weak choice for a snack because if you bring hot fries on a plane everyone’s going to be mad at you. And cold fries are an abomination. #RealTalk
15. Mini Chocolates (Regular)
Is it Halloween? No? Because you know if people in masks are running around the plane it’s not a good sign. And if it’s not Halloween, what are you doing with a whole bag of mini chocolates. You gonna share? Really? No you’re not. You’re going to eat them all, you ghoul.
14. Sad Wrapped Sandwich
12. Energy Drink
Drink up, Spazatron. Why would you want to sleep through a flight when you can sweat and fidget for five solid hours?
8. Gum (Domestic)
Not technically a snack, but don’t fly without it — it’s a great defense against ear popping and, more importantly, a failsafe against Doctor StankBreath in seat 17C.
7. Sports Drink
Oh, we get it. You’re hungover. No judgments.
6. Gummy Worms
King of the candy invertebrates.
5. Gum (Foreign)
If you’re flying back to the States and you don’t load up on weird jasmine-and-elderberry gum for your friends back home, why are you even traveling?
4. Mini Chocolates (Fancy)
Look, you’re obviously eating a gift you bought for someone else, but you know what? You deserve it.
Haters gon’ hate. Eat your salad, champion.