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The Definitive Ranking Of Airport Snacks

The snacks you choose for the flight are going to be an integral part of your experience. #StaySmart and make some informed choices: Your choices will be the difference between a chill sky-vacation and a nightmarish confinement in a hunger tube.

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19. Corn Nuts

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Crunchy! Salty! A little bit like eating human teeth! If you are eating corn nuts you are probably from the past and terrified of planes. On the other hand, how about that 1889 World's Fair?

17. Fries


We love fries. LOVE 'em. But they're a weak choice for a snack because if you bring hot fries on a plane everyone's going to be mad at you. And cold fries are an abomination. #RealTalk

16. Chips

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Potato chips are not your friend. A real friend wouldn't suck all the water out of your body and make you desperate for the flight attendant with the drink cart who — like Godot, Guffman, and Lefty — ain't coming anytime soon. (#spoiler)

15. Mini Chocolates (Regular)


Is it Halloween? No? Because you know if people in masks are running around the plane it's not a good sign. And if it's not Halloween, what are you doing with a whole bag of mini chocolates. You gonna share? Really? No you're not. You're going to eat them all, you ghoul.

10. Fritos

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Fritos smell exactly like dog paws. That's not necessarily a bad thing or a good thing, but it is a scientific fact. So depending on how you feel about dog paws, you might want to move Fritos up or down on this list.

9. Trail Mix

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Hey look, it's sugar and fat and carbs in a health-conscious disguise. No shade, though: Trail mix is an airport mainstay and won't betray you.*

(*Unlike betrayal mix, which will totally betray you.)