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How Many Pancakes Could You Eat Right Now?

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  1. 1. Check all that apply:

    Pancakes? Sure, I like them all right.
    No, wait — I love pancakes!
    Now that you mention it, it's been a while since I've had pancakes.
    And I am hungry...
    Pancakes sound really good right now, actually.
    My favorite kind of cake is pancake.
    And, if I'm honest, buttermilk is my beverage of choice.
    I believe maple trees are just conduits for pancake toppings.
    And fruit exists solely to garnish flapjacks.
    I don't believe in lunch or dinner. Only breakfast, day and night.
    I eat pancakes because I’m smarter than them.
    I’m the administrator of a pancake message board.
    I'd rather have silver dollar pancakes than actual silver dollars.
    The only fat stacks I care about are stacks of pancakes.
    I eat pancakes specifically to spite waffles.
    I get aggressive when someone asks to pass the syrup.
    You know the phrase "Selling like hotcakes”? That was because of me.
    I salivate whenever I hear the phrase “Flat as a pancake.”
    “Breakfast in bed” is me sleeping on a bed of pancakes.
    I've never found a pancake large enough to be considered anything but bite size.
    I guess you could say pancakes are the main reason I wake up nowadays.
    Strangers tell me I look like a person who enjoys pancakes.
    In high school, they used to call me "That Kid Who Always Eats Pancakes."
    My friends and family think I love pancakes too much.
    My therapist has told me to stop bringing up pancakes all the time.
    I talk to the anthropomorphic syrup bottle, and sometimes she tells me things.
    Mmmm, pancakes.
    Pan-
    -cake.
    Pancake.

How Many Pancakes Could You Eat Right Now?

You just ate, so you’re not that hungry right now, but you would totally try a bite of someone’s pancakes if they offered. But no more than one, please.

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You haven’t yet built up the confidence to commit to a whole pancake, and that’s OK — you’ll split one. Does anyone wanna share?

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You could go for a couple of fluffy, golden-brown pancakes right about about now, with warm maple syrup and a dollop of melted butter on top.

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Keep the griddle going and the syrup flowing because you could eat another heaping helping of pancakes. It’s breakfast somewhere, right?

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Better tuck the napkin into your collar now because you could eat a plate of pancakes with a side of flapjacks and hotcakes for dessert.

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You could eat a ton of pancakes right now. OK, maybe not an actual ton, but certainly a lot. Well, not a literal lot, but like, you know, a healthy amount.

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