Dusk. You and a date step out of your chartered towncar and into the velveteen embrace of haute cuisine. A prix fixe dinner awaits ... a veritable jungle of flavor! But something isn't right ... each dish seems dull, dry, wanting for an exquisite pairing! Oh, who can right this wrong? Who dares to be your safari guide for the evening? He is brave, he is handsome, he is fearless ...! He is Jean-Pierre, the Ranch Dressing Sommelier.