10 Hippie Foods That Are Better With Ranch

Let’s face it: there’s a ton of dumb food out there. But if you ever have to eat something bland, you can survive if you just put Hidden Valley® For Everything on it. Here are some of the hippiest foods to look out for, and click here for chances to win a Team Ranch t-shirt or a $1 OFF Hidden Valley® For Everything coupon.

1. Veggie “Burgers”

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We’re in the 21st century, you guys. There’s absolutely no reason for us to pretend we’re eating a burger when we’re really eating vegetables.

2. Tabouleh

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Not sure how to pronounce it? Better stay away then!

3. Grilled Chicken

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Grilled chicken is really just an excuse for chefs to show off their grill-marking skills. They don’t really expect you to eat the chicken.

4. Tofu

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Tofu is slabs is soy milk that have coagulated…just like blood does when it becomes a scab!

5. Turkey Wraps

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Are we really having this much trouble finding the bread aisle these days?

6. Lentil Patties

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Haha, look at these lentils trying to be hamburgers!

7. Broccoli

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Who wants to eat tiny trees and then pay for it by farting? It’s just outrageous and senseless.

8. Baked Potatoes

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It’s never been easier to make mashed potatoes. So if you find yourself with a baked potato on your plate, you are completely allowed to do something about it.

9. Quinoa

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Quinoa is a species of “goosefoot” (?), and related to the tumbleweed. You’re craving some really hard now, huh.

10. Eggplant

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The day someone says, “that eggplant you’re making smells delicious!” is the day we can start taking eggplant seriously.

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