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10 Foods Made Better With Ranch Dressing

We'll start with "everything" and narrow it down from there. On second thought, it might be faster to ask which foods aren't made better with ranch...

1. Pizza

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Is there anything better than a piping hot slice of pie, dipped in a cup of cool, creamy ranch? No, seriously, we're asking you because if there is, it could probably bring about world peace.

2. Potato Chips

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Goes best with greasy N64 controllers and crumb-filled sleeping bags.

3. Buffalo Wings

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It's like an epic war of "hot" and "cold" being waged across your tastebuds -- and you always win.

4. Anything Made Of, Filled With, Or Covered In Cheese

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For instance: these mozzarella sticks.

5. Burritos

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If a stuffed-to-capacity burrito dunked in zesty ranch doesn't scream "I'm cultured," then we don't know what does.

6. Chicken Tenders

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Also: chicken nuggets, chicken breasts, chicken salad, chicken strips, chicken beaks, chicken feet, live sacrificial chickens, etc., etc.

7. Pretzels

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Either the crispy bar-counter kind or the oversized "I cant believe the ball park is charging nine dollars for these" kind.

8. Onion Rings

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This is the closest we're getting to putting a vegetable on this list.

9. Tacos

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Best eaten on the curbside at three AM after making some awesome decisions.

10. French Fries

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Also: every other fried food in existence.