Holiday shopping means thinking a lot about others. Just remember that sometimes it's okay to treat yourself. Try these on for size, compliments of your local h.h. gregg.
1."By adding homemade smoothies to my diet, I won't have to worry about exercising anymore. Solved it."
2."This computer's a year old, so I'd better replace it with something that doesn't have more viruses than a biohazard waste bin."
3."I'll have to sign into Xbox Live to hang out with them, but they'll still be new friends. Counts."
4."I already bought myself all this chopping meat. Might as well grill it."
5."A tablet! Finally, something that can entertain me. Can't believe I hadn't thought of that sooner."
6."Pssh, my mother can't even get my sock size right, and she's going to buy headphones for my delicate ears? I think not."
7."If I can't get my pilot's license, I might as well get a decent subwoofer."
8."My screen protector has a scratch that blurs texts, so now I have to replace my phone."
9."With my new GPS, I'll finally catch up on the high fives I never got in high school."
10."If I entrust the projector to anyone else, my man cave'll probably be folding chairs surrounding a View-Master. Gotta keep that garbage outta here."
11."Chicks don't come over to watch MOVIES. They come over to watch BLU-RAYS."
