We Know Which One Of Donald Trump's 7 Horcruxes You'll Destroy Based On Who Your Favorite Democrat Is
Bernie knows from experience no ones hair looks like this in real life. You'll rip that ugly thing off Donald's head and ruin it. He'll be left bald and down a horcrux.
Bill spent a lot of time in the skies on Air Force One. He's embarrassed that the prez-elect has been riding around in this tacky thing. You'll destroy Donald's plan and leave him stranded with one less horcrux.
Barack has been taking down Donald since the 2011 Correspondents' Dinner. He's always there to throw another jab at the Donald. This horcrux was already destroyed, but you'll be there to smash it each time it's rebuilt. As long as you're around this horcrux won't be coming back.
Hillary spent a full election season dealing with this idiot's racism, only to lose to him thanks to the idiotic electoral college. You'll destroy Donnie's taco bowl from his racist tweet. Hillz will be proud of you for standing up to his bigotry just like she did all year. He'll be out of horcruxes in no time.
We all know Joe loves to mess with Donald. A recent meme said he replaced all the white house toiletries with travel sized toiletries for Donald because of his small hands. You'll steal Donald's child sized gloves and unravel them, leaving him with cold, little hands and one less horcrux.
Harry recently scorched Donald for appointing Steve Bannon. You'll destroy the thing Donald uses to scorch his skin into that orangey glow. He'll be left pasty and without one of his seven horcruxes.
Elizabeth always slays Donald on Twitter. You'll hack into Twitter and delete Donald's account. He'll have no use for his tiny fingers and be without one of his horcruxes.